The Sultanate of Caellip Major is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Thadius Lafontaine with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.531 billion Caellip Majorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diophoria. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Caellip Majorian economy, worth 57.9 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,843 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caellip Major's national animal is the Red Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caellip Major is ranked 202,425^th in the world and 10,028^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.